Swoop (v)
A certain movement mostly committed by angry magpies when a cyclist gets close by, or at least within a five-kilometre radius. The word derives from ancient times, when guillotines were created with the very gimmicky “bonus swooping action”. This element backfired when everyone in the room lost their heads due to the unpredictability of the swooping. In one of his concerts, Ozzy Osbourne infamously bit the head off a swooping seagull, which had become dazed and confused from trying to find the SCG all day. Birds have been long known for swooping to eat turnip chips, only to explode into smithereens moments later due to their poor digestive systems.
1 comment:
i felt this word deserved a comment :) people seem to always get swooped by magpies, but i never have :D so thats pretty lucky for me :)
Your word explainations are so funny sam! i cant imagine how u think of these things.. but then u always were the commidian :P im very proud :D
hope all is well,
jacqui xo
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