Doorbell (n)
The bell of one’s door. The doorbell’s creation changed the world forever. Before they existed, residents used to employ doormen to sit by their door and look out for visitors, before setting off an air horn to alert residents on their arrival. Unfortunately, this air horn aggravated every dog within a five-kilometre radius, which then proceeded to savagely chew the doormen. Today, doorbells make for great prank material, especially when given the fact that some doorbells play long, annoying melodies, and therefore annoy the self-inflicted victim for lengthy amounts of time. The newly released “Axel F Crazy Frog” doorbell has caused residents to jump out closed windows, set fire to furniture, drink barbeque sauce, squeeze lemons into their eyes, and eat turnip chips to cope with the irritation.
1 comment:
lol i like this one almost the best out of all u have written so far... :P
that frog song causes me to twitch excessively haha
trials are over :D yay for that. We still have to hav our geo day sometime sam:)
hope all is well, missing u sweetie
jacqui xo
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