The squid is a distant cousin of the fish, but then again, so is the buffalo. Squid have also had close links with the cockroach. Once, cockroaches knew how to swim, and provided squids worldwide with protein and that extra crunch that they so desire. During the arrival of the Queen last week in Sydney, the Opera House’s windows were glazed with squid intestines in an attempt to block the view from overhead helicopters of her and Janette Howard’s identical lime green coloured frocks (also suspected to be lizard costumes). In an unseen twist, the Queen claimed that she enjoyed the aroma, describing it as “delightful”, “scrumptious” and “just a tad bit exciting”. She demanded a pet squid in a tank be placed on the seat next to her during the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games. Video footage of the event proved that she occasionally patted it and read it stories. The squid are a dying species, so please open your hearts and find it inside you to eat blue ringed octopus instead. Pop tragic James Blunt allegedly wrote his smash hit “Beautiful” about a squid he fancied. Unfortunately, the squid was taken away by the RSPCA (or said equivalent), and Blunt wrote his next single “Goodbye My Lover” out of sheer heartbreak.
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