Something of which no student wants to do, although knows that in the end it is inevitable – unless of course you are studying an Arts degree and get to nick off on holidays two weeks early. A recent survey has shown that numerous study techniques abound across campus. Perhaps the strangest involves studying with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones’ one hit “The Impression That I Get” playing on repeat in the background. How very annoying. One must always remember that study breaks are vital for the ability to focus. Recommended study break activities include jogging, chainsaw juggling, skittle eating and bird watching. This is also the time of year to be considerate of your neighbours and housemates, so please crank up your Mighty Mighty Bosstones CD as loud as it will go to help them concentrate too. Or you could just pop on 5ive’s Greatest Hits to soothe their troubled minds. A University in America recently stated that when studying in winter, students should always keep a hot water bottle on their head. Unfortunately, some students misinterpreted this and poured boiling water on their heads, before smashing a glass bottle on it. They weren’t able to complete their exams, and were forced to drop out of their respective courses. Pop tragic Jessica Simpson once stated that she never studied during high school. No punch line required.
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